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_Super_Hans_

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  • _Super_Hans_
    3 2 1 Girls wanna hav fun
    If da man don't dance then he done
    Tell him mooove an get da man gon
    Now can I getta coke wid my rum
    EternalDarkness
    EternalDarkness
    3 2 1 Joe's gon git ur mum
    If da man don't like Joe then he done
    Tell him move and your mum gon
    Now can I getta my mum back with sum bum
    Ksmudger
    Ksmudger
    No girls want to have fun with you with them or within a 5-mile radius, that's how soya, annoying and mentally autt*s* you are
    _Super_Hans_
    Who's doin' it? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
    EternalDarkness
    EternalDarkness
    Has anyone ever told you the legendary myth of Joe, the mom-clapper? I didn't think so... it's a story many Jedi won't talk about because they mamams disappear. He is a man of intellectual greatness, who could bring mommas disappeared, back to life, but he cannot bring himself back... The ability to not bring himself back was his very downfall. Today, we celebrate the legend Joe by asking normies if they know Joe.
    _Super_Hans_
    _Super_Hans_
    EternalDarkness
    EternalDarkness
    Don't worry... if you ask who is Joe you will get cursed with an incurable disease
    snowbunnies
    hi mr HANS do you mind if you can come on and give me a nice kiss on da cheek pwetty pwease
    _Super_Hans_
    _Super_Hans_
    NYPD there is a suspicious kentucky man who is trying to kiss me, please help me.
    _Super_Hans_
    You know you are not hard
    I'm living like a rockstar
    I'm ******* rockstar
    Ksmudger
    Ksmudger
    I'm not hard? Well *puts shades on* all you gotta do frendo, is ask yo mammah and me not being hard will become a myth. *Oh my god I'm flossing* I'm flossing on your grave
    _Super_Hans_
    _Super_Hans_
    Yeah you need to floss bro, you walkin' down the hall friggin' stink bomb in your mouth. Shape up...
    Elyseh
    Elyseh
    He's doing the L dance
    _Super_Hans_
    HMU for snacks
    EternalDarkness
    EternalDarkness
    Stop snacking. If you stop, you will look like Greekgodx after his transformation, but you'll never get there. See you in your grave, loser.
    Ksmudger
    Ksmudger
    YEET unless that snack is your mom, I ain't particularly interested. Snacking is bad bro, it doesn't allow your body chance to repair itself as it's too busy digesting food, but yeah didn't expect you to know that with your obese, 10 flab bouncing around, don't even bother responding, hide your depression with another packet of skittles. *Slide stop, Hit dem folks, don't stop, aye Don't stop, aye*
    _Super_Hans_
    Ladybug shoes.
    I got ladybug shoes.
    There's a ladybug on my shoes.
    Oh no (oh no).
    I killed the ladybug on my shoes.
    Ksmudger
    Ksmudger
    Hmm.. Don't think you killed anything man, you're the ladybug pretty much, as you're 4'6 and have the muscular strength of a 3 month old baby with brittle bone disease.
    EternalDarkness
    EternalDarkness
    He's actually killed his own self esteem lmfaoooo @Ksmudger
    Ksmudger
    No offense bro but you are the ugliest ************ I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with
    Ksmudger
    Text me...
    Yeah baby this Diggy in your DM
    Maybe one day you can be my bm
    But right now just...
    Text me...
    Yeah, I know you staying at home still
    I can do your parents a favor and pay your phone bill
    Yea, two thumbs that's my type
    Press send, change your life
    Like oh oh oh
    Please don't take your time
    Don't make me wait too long
    Ksmudger
    Yeet YEET YEET.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...……. GON' catch me ridin' dirty dey hatin'!
    I've been reminiscin', sippin', missin' ya :PPPPPP
    Ksmudger
    u gotta restart your router. Turn off your router for 5 mins, then turn it back on again for a full reset. u using virgin media?
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