No offense bro but you are the ugliest ************ I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with
Text me...
Yeah baby this Diggy in your DM
Maybe one day you can be my bm
But right now just...
Text me...
Yeah, I know you staying at home still
I can do your parents a favor and pay your phone bill
Yea, two thumbs that's my type
Press send, change your life
Like oh oh oh
Please don't take your time
Don't make me wait too long
If da man don't like Joe then he done
Tell him move and your mum gon
Now can I getta my mum back with sum bum