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Salvos News, ok, now this is epic. 29/10/2019. Dude, you don't need to do this (Drama) F

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Ok, this is epic..... One of the largest heists pulled off in Survival's history.... Legion pulls off bank robbery in BearMart, escaping with up to 29 million and evading authorities in the process. Legion successfully escapes robbing the store and giving out money to the poor. Now this is an Avengers level threat.... Legions is said to be a gang of outlaws...

Now is this the lawlessness of a post-Imperial Survival? Is this the result of Imperial police not protecting the server?
Some have stated that the lack of Empire presence on Survival has lead to more toxicity and a rise in crime-rates. Evidently in the fact such a heist was pulled off, is Survival finally seeing more evidence of a lawless society after the Imperial army left alongside Londinople's inactivity?

Insults such as "co*n" "scum" with many citizens demanding the deaths and administration action against Legion.

However, a Legion member was banned in the aftermath of the heist, but has left behind a name to be remembered, a robin hood figure who fights against the capitalism of Survival, and wanted to support poorer individuals.

Lanuginoso himself (the owner of the store, who had 29 million mugged from him) has made posts and a thread in protest to Legion's rebellion. Which has gained mass support against Legion.

Some have stated Lanuginoso needs some "milk" and should take the "L" and is a "virgin" who's hairline looks like "macdonald sign" and his "mom g*y"
Stay tuned for Salvos News, this has been your host. Smudge, signing off. *Takes shades off* *wipes tear* and let's hope this isn't the beginning of a land of crime, where children will not be able to sleep at night, with supermarkets closing due to theft.
Pepe's reaction (a witness) thMCCQA15C.jpg
1572391607689.png Motaah Mogaslash poses in respect for BearMart, after it was robbed alongside his young son who relied on the selling of tamp*ns at the store. (Emotional moment).
 

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He gave money to the rich not poor.... and ask your mom if I’m a “virgin” whos hairline looks like a “McDonald’s sign”
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He gave money to the rich not poor.... and ask your mom if I’m a “virgin” whos hairline looks like a “McDonald’s sign”
Thanks for reporting these current events
I'm merely going off of reports, also. Mom happens to be a 6'4 black man named Brock Tyson, dude. This is not epic...
 
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