Jokes thread

[RedTheFox999]

ya ofc

Yo mama so fat, she could sell shade.

 

[Freakerie]

Donald Trump

 

[Epicstickers]

Foxcraft cannoning on factions..... me "takes 3hrs to make 250 sticker hybird Fucken blows up' nothing left sad face

 

[EKplaysMC]

What's long, wet, pink, and my wife screams when I put it in her mouth?

Spoiler: Answer

Her Miscarriage

So, Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

Bitches be like "I'm a virgin", but you pull down her panties and the **** looks like you just unwrapped a fuckin Arby's sandwich, cheese and all. Sitting there like "*****, I didn't order a fuckin roast beef".

 

[UghCaleb]

Nah I just find the stupidest things funny. I don't have any jokes but memes are close enough so enjoy.

I loved those all

 

[Tqzz]

Nah I just find the stupidest things funny. I don't have any jokes but memes are close enough so enjoy.

dw ur like me, I find the weirdest things funny xDD

 

[Willturner5.2]

Here's a joke... I had one but some idiot deleted my post

 

[SprinkledDonut]

So when 14 year old Johnny got home from school he told his mom he had sex with his teacher. His mom told him to wait for dad to get home and she was disappointed in him. When his dad got home he heard the news he was excited and wanted to buy him a bike. His dad asked him if he wanted to ride the bike home and Johnny replied, "No thanks, my butt still hurts."

 

[RedTheFox999]

So when 14 year old Johnny got home from school he told his mom he had sex with his teacher. His mom told him to wait for dad to get home and she was disappointed in him. When his dad got home he heard the news he was excited and wanted to buy him a bike. His dad asked him if he wanted to ride the bike home and Johnny replied, "No thanks, my butt still hurts."

LMAO WTF

 

[1NS4N1TY_MC]

The first one was actually so funny. When she was flying around by her hair ❤️ And when the girl was floating and you could only see her nasty crusty feet dangling.

one two tree four
[doublepost=1467602067,1467602032][/doublepost]Zexiah's PvP skills @Zexiah

 

[Clorox_Bleach]

Here's my joke:

Spoiler: Joke

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Spoiler: Answer

A can't opener!

 

[Chainsmokers]

If Hillary Clinton and Donald trump were in the middle of the sea on a sinking boat who would survive?

Spoiler

America

Ba-dum-tssss

Hmm... My friend showed me a joke like that only with Obama instead of Trump. And a bunch of other jokes with I probably shouldn't say...

 

[ExInfinity]

when u can even cannon into @ExInfinity base on factions magma

planning for a bse with 20 regens and 100 wraps. Try mez

 

[PowerSnakeTime]

My life.

 

[TerrorQueen_]

How many genders are there?
Answer: Three. Male, Female, and Potato.
(I'm Potato).

 

[koala_guy4]

Your life

pew pew shots fired!

 

[Mr_Mcswaggin]

Hey id tell a chemistry joke but...

I wouldnt get a reaction

 

[1NS4N1TY_MC]

Hey id tell a chemistry joke but...

I wouldnt get a reaction

im gonna go jump off a cliff now

 

[RedTheFox999]

im gonna go jump off a cliff now

Wait! Lemme grab the popcorn.

 

[Mr_Mcswaggin]

im gonna go jump off a cliff now

#RIP