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Slabo

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tell funny stuff and jokes here :

Here's mine

What do you cut wood with?
















A SUH DUDE!
 
What do you call a purple race-car?
Fast.

What is big, black and will kill you if it gets the drop on you?
A piano.

What is big, yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.

What do you call a church with no roof?
ENLIGHTENED!
 
What do you call a purple race-car?
Fast.

What is big, black and will kill you if it gets the drop on you?
A piano.

What is big, yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.

What do you call a church with no roof?
ENLIGHTENED!
well, purple race cars aren't always fast
 
If Hillary Clinton and Donald trump were in the middle of the sea on a sinking boat who would survive?

America




Ba-dum-tssss
 
I don't trust atoms because they make everything up.

What chemical formula do you get if you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAg

What do you call iron on a windy day?
Febreeze


16 atoms of sodium walk into a room, who are they succeeded by?
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN
 
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill Wilkins
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