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    Kid.. It's called being a pheromone maxxa. The scent attracts the young women's lust and gaze.

    Kid.. It's called being a pheromone maxxa. The scent attracts the young women's lust and gaze.
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    Hey guys. What kind of photos do turtles take? SHELLFIES...!

    Hey guys. What kind of photos do turtles take? SHELLFIES...!
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    11 days until Chistmas folks! Merry early Christmas and have a wonderful new year when it comes...

    11 days until Chistmas folks! Merry early Christmas and have a wonderful new year when it comes. Rudolpf the Red Nose Reindeer had a really shiny nose! And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! His 'friends' the pointy eared elves had really long noses! Rudolpf tried to stop their...
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    That's right. They blame Santa Claus for the whole Gingerbread trade... But the elves themselves...

    That's right. They blame Santa Claus for the whole Gingerbread trade... But the elves themselves were truly behind it all as they always are.
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    Very true. Hopefully they get knocked off of more shelves in the future. The elf cries out in...

    Very true. Hopefully they get knocked off of more shelves in the future. The elf cries out in pain as he strikes you... If the cookie burning actually happened (it did not) but if it did so, those elves deserved it.
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    That you in the picture? Aha, yooo.. Always wanted to taste Dutch woman. Let's go?

    That you in the picture? Aha, yooo.. Always wanted to taste Dutch woman. Let's go?
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    Merry Christmas everyone. Think about it for a second though guys, 6 billion people celebrate...

    Merry Christmas everyone. Think about it for a second though guys, 6 billion people celebrate Christmas (something like that) how could Santa actually manage to eat 6 billion cookies in such a short period of time, yeah he's described as being overweight, but 6 million? This is what entered my...
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    Christmas Time is here folks! Do you want total Christmas!? Joseph jinglebells Do you want total...

    Christmas Time is here folks! Do you want total Christmas!? Joseph jinglebells Do you want total Christmas!? Joseph jinglebells Merry early Christmas!
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    target blocks in the center of the arena that will dispense potions, (some splash potions of...

    target blocks in the center of the arena that will dispense potions, (some splash potions of slowing and some lingering ones, as well as a special potion of invisibility, if lucky to get one. Plus it is extra dangerous to go for the OP potions because you will be in the center of the arena, thus...
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    target blocks in the center of the arena that will dispense potions, (some splash potions of...

    target blocks in the center of the arena that will dispense potions, (some splash potions of slowing and some lingering ones, as well as a special potion of invisibility, if lucky to get one. Plus it is extra dangerous to go for the OP potions because you will be in the center of the arena, thus...
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    God bless the European ethnicity. Heil Hydra.

    God bless the European ethnicity. Heil Hydra.
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    yo I'm just sayin' you best stay frosty otherwise I'll catch you sweatin

    yo I'm just sayin' you best stay frosty otherwise I'll catch you sweatin
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    Didn't read Jans liberal textwall, it's nothing but a projection. Watch your back kid.

    Didn't read Jans liberal textwall, it's nothing but a projection. Watch your back kid.
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    Rip bozo

    Rip bozo
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    Auditions today