hans

Recently, I have opened a pork-farm profit shop, selling pork for the cheap, cheap price of $1.5/porkchop! Come along and buy some, it's literally free money! Some screenshots of the shop: -The front, where players first arrive. -The profit shop proper, lots of chests available and kept in...

yep.

Last month on the 24th, in the wake of Empire colonies being created left and right, an Empire outpost in a barren desert was born. Initially, it was a scheme to collect sand from workers, but now it has evolved into much more. With houses being built every day, it will soon expand, evolving...

There's a new terror-pig on the block. His abs more pronounced than your Arabic, his eyes scan for infidels. It's Boku Haram. He's ready and waiting. He has his leather tunic on, dirty from working in his friend Amir's kebab shop. It has questionable stains on it, including pieces of lettuce...

I'm back with more. Enjoy.

So recently, a patriotic member of the Empire by the name of xAnqnymous built me a statue of myself near spawn. If you want to check it out/pay tribute to the Emperor or Empire, go to these coords: x:123559 y:68 z:125788

The 4th rebel war is supposedly coming to an end with the signing of the Union pact between the Empire and VP Kingdom. This union pact will usher in a new era of peace and stability for the Survival Server, allowing both teams to prosper. VP is now a part of Empire, our enemies are their enemies...